February 18, 4:13 AM (an interpretation inspired by the late Dr. Seuss, and whatever else goes on in my head)

"It shall be mandate that bread be eaten with the butter spread on the top side!"


"You marxist philistine! Bread shall be buttered on neither side! Bread requires marmalade!"


"That kind of thinking caused the Hindenberg disaster! Consider future generations!"


"I shall observe Savener's advances on Crystal while I enjoy this delectable Colorado microbrew!"


"If you all don't shut up, I'm going to go play Sim City."


"But George, if I do not endorse Schacht's marmalade doctrine I fear my father will not approve of your proposal of marriage!"


*KKKKKPPPPPOWWWWWHHHHHHH*


THE END



...sorry.