R.I.P. Mr Miyagi

I will try to find an opportunity to crane kick some blonde kid today in your honor.

Anyone who remembers/enjoyed Super Mario Brothers 2 will get a kick out of this

Make sure your speakers are on first.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3343&p=4

MOTHER OF GOD



Other deep thoughts for the day: 'Dirty Work' starring Norm Macdonald is one of the best films of the last ten years.

Jesus tapdancing Christ I am so damn bored

No one's around and I'm watching the NU basketball team take on some school named Longwood.

I jacked this from Liz's blog. Something about the 7 deadly sins. Hopefully my night will end with my stomach exploding from too much spaghetti or whatever the heck that was.

Yeah, I realize it's stupid as hell but you know you're going to read it anyway

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? The woman from Garmin that asked if I was comfortable using a computer
2. What is your weapon of choice? I know karate. And jujitsu. And three or four other Japanese words
3. Would you attack a member of the opposite sex? Verbally, hells yeah
4. How about of the same sex? I made a pretty harsh slide tackle on a guy this season
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? The guy I tackled, probably
6. What is your pet peeve? Do I only get one? The Black Eyed Peas. Seriously, what the hell
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Fucking pirates, thinking they can attack our ships in the Mediterranean whenever they want. (YEAH THATS RIGHT, I JUST WORKED A BARBARY WARS REFERENCE INTO THIS)

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I don't know, work?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Stupid question. Next
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent? Justin; Schacht's mom
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I'm not in the mood to drink
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Ronco Food Dehydrator.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Fuck off, it's been cold. Ok, maybe last Friday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Haha

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Seconding Liz- Naked Juice
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? There is meat beyond poultry last I checked
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Beats me
4. Are You comfortable with your drinking habits? I've gotten sick off of booze once [ends dickwave]
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Yes please
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Depends on which of the two would be the side dish

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I actually began to count this. Then I remembered freshman year at Shakers
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting family)? Four or five or thirty-eight
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Oh come on
4. Have you had sex? Yeah last I checked
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Pancreas
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Zac and I may have been on Monday, we're not sure
7. Have you ever gotten tested for STDs or pregnancy? I pissed on the applicator and got a '+' sign, what do I win

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? I don't know, two or three? Who cares
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? BED BATH AND BEYOND. Fuck you.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? 1) Student loans 2) new bike 3) Go hang out in Jonn's hut for a while
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? I am famous already, so rich I guess
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Shit, probably
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 1,034. That'll come in handy later I bet

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Getting a TKO against Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch Out
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Not being arrested probably
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? Teach my son/daughter how to beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not if it doesn't bother second place. Get it? THANKS FOLKS I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of? Liz did you fuck this up when you copied it
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Shit yeah
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Getting most of the way through this stupid thing

ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Hmm. Jarod's apartment in the East Village I suppose. And Savener's eTrex, because I'm bored and poor
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Maureen used to make me watch that show. I had almost forgotten about it.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Joseph Fiennes, because then I could say I banged Heather Graham in a crappy movie once.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I don't think so, but who knows (aside from the obvious)
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl, something something something call her
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I wish I could wear a cap without looking goofy
7. Finally, what is your favorite Deadly Sin? Yogurt

Pretty funny link.

http://lindsaylohannekkid.ytmnsfw.com/

Not porn or anything, but I wouldn't look at it at work.

Make sure your speakers are turned on too.


God Bless America

That orange sweatshirt is awesome

One of the photos from Halloween at Iguana's. When we were going around lobbying for votes for best group costume, we met these Asian kids. They were dressed up as (and this is a direct quote) "CRAZY KIDS!"

Oh yeah, and once again, I'm Rick Moranis's character from Ghostbusters. I tried.

Thanks a fucking bunch, Yahoo

Nothing greater than being asked by an HR rep if I'm comfortable working with computers, considering the job I'm applying for is 120% computer-based. Jesus.

Meant to post this a while ago

COSTUMES ARE FUN

Last night I found myself dressed up as Louis Tully, the Rick Moranis character in Ghostbusters, for the group costume contest at Iguanas. Unfortunately (or thankfully), we lost to the Fanta girls. Shit, they were hot.

Didn't stick around for the individual contest, but thankfully the idiot that dressed up as a "suicide bomber" (complete with Muslim outfit!) got enough boos that I'm confident he didn't win.